The Grammy Awards According To My Husband

We are watching Live from the Grammy Awards on E! and this is what my husband has said:
"Who is that?"
"Why is she wearing guns?  That is just stupid!"
"Is it me or does Julianne Hough look like Jennifer Aniston?"
"Who are these people?"
"Finally someone I know (Carrie Underwood) except she thinks it is 1982!"
"Is that the Pope?  People are not going to like that!"
"Why does Kelly Osbourne have gray hair?"
"Why don't people just dress normal, like Adam Levine?"
"Wait...Flo Rida is just one person?  I thought it was a band!"
That was just the pre-show - the Grammys should be interesting!